Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Register Now! 2011 Ad Wars "Brawl for It All"

Oil up your muscles, put on some classic rock ballads and step into the ring at the 2011 Ad Wars: Brawl For It All. Insults will be exchanged. Knowledge will be flaunted. And you'll finally be able to show your true feelings to that cute art director. Might we suggest buying her a drink and playing "Sweet Chin Music" by that band you like, Triple Chokeslam? And after she's quietly slipped away, enjoy that drink you just bought her. It'd be a shame to waste it!
Of course, our attorneys* would like us to remind you this is all just figurative. We in no way condone physical intimidation or harassment. Just some straight-up mental mayhem. Speaking of mayhem, pull together your team of ten and register today. Just be sure to include the names of all ten of your team members as well as your team's wrestling name on the checkout page in the "order comments" area.

Register your team by May 1st before ticket prices go up on May 2nd. The first round of drinks for your team are free.** That ought to help with the pain management.

(Wait a minute? You have blatant anti-social tendancies? Then maybe you want to register as a single so you can come crashing through the door and band together with nine other teamless terrors and form your own super alliance on the spot. Or maybe you just want to sip your wine and cheer from ringside with the rest of the bystanders? Hey. Who are we to judge?)

Event Details:
May 12
The Cashew
2000 Grand Boulevard
Register by May 1 - Why Pay More?
(Prices go up on May 2 and are noted below) 
  • Teams of 10: $175 ($225)
  • Single (Member): $20 ($30)
  • Single (Non-Member): $25 ($35)
  • Bystander: $10 ($15)

*Our attorneys? They're a bunch of world-class bruisers. We'd hate to have Carl unleash a Legal Legdrop on you. Yeah, that Carl. Big Carl.
**Must be 21 years or older to consume alcohol legally. No funny business. See the previous note about Big Carl.


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